To win a woman, take her with you
to see Dracula.
The love-bite is the beginning. You will be irresistible.
And then there is the inevitable:
[Continuous Loop]
Bela Lugosi 1:10:4
CECILY (Nadia Westman): "Don't
big empty houses scare you?"
WALLY CAMBELL (Bob Hope): "Not
me, I used to work in vaudeville."
Bob Hope 1:7:3
* * *
[Dorothy Parker was substituting as The New Yorker's
Theatre Critic for Robert Benchley when she revuewed A.A. Milne's Give Me Yesterday:
"Its hero is caused, by a novel device, to fall asleep
and a-dream;
and thus hs is is given yesterday.
"Me, I would have given him twenty years to life."
Dorothy Parker 1:5:2
* * *
"Virus is a latin word used by doctors to mean, 'Your
guess is as good as mine.'"
Groucho Marx 1:9:4
* * *
"I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not?
"Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for
wisdon."
John Barrymore 1:6:4
* * *
"Haven't you ever met a man who could make you happy?"
"Sure, lots of times."
Mae West 1:4:1
* * *
"It's not what I do but how I do it.
"It's not what I say but how I say it."
Mae West 1:8:3
